The Week's Results: One of life's fundamental facts, along
with death, taxes, and the inevitable end of happy hour is this: "You throw the
picks, you get the goathorns". They should make a poster of it, with Derek Anderson's picture, much like those posters of cute little kittens hanging on a
ledge that say "Hang in there". Or the one they made of me that said "Dorkiness:
There's no way drinking cheap beer, eating Doritos, and playing
Command and Conquer
is cool, even if you wear an army helmet you got from a flea market while you do
it". But I digress. Braylon Edwards continues to show up at the top of the
gameball listings, which is also something that's pretty much certain to happen
if you gain 100 yards, score touchdowns, and make acrobatic catches every week.
Which is a pretty good thing to do, but I bet he would get totally
pwned by me and my clever "Blow things
up with a lot of big-ass tanks" strategy.
GAMEBALL VOTING
GAMEBALL WRITE-INS:
"What does DA stand for?", Kenny Lofton, No one (3), Pass Rush (when we
get one), Tom Brady, NE O-Line, Indians, Red Zone Defense (2), Appalachian
State, That streaming thingie rocked this week!, Bill Belichick, Patriots
cheerleaders (3), The Spy in the sky, Orlando Pace, Bill Cower, Jay Knecht,
Grady Sizemore, Maine Midges, "The whole team for never saying never!", Vegas
oddsmakers, Canadian Soldiers,
Redzone Defense.
GOAT VOTING
| Player |
Goathorns |
| Derek Anderson |
150 |
| Defensive Line |
75 |
| Sean Jones |
27 |
| Todd Grantham |
19 |
| Linebacking Corps |
19 |
| Entire Defense |
19 |
GOATHORN WRITE-INS: Whoever was guarding Watson,
Dan Dierdorf (4),
Ryan Tucker (5), Barry McBride, the 3-4, Dan Dierdorf's Kneepads,
Westbrook(just gave up a 3 run dinger),
Diminishing skills, Rodney Cheapshot Harrison,
Mike Vrabel (2),
Defense!!!!,
The Injury Bug,
Pittsburgh Steelers,
Derek Anderson apologists,
Lewis's ankle,
"Big Dog" and "Dog Pound Mike",
My wife, "Nat Dorsey still for missing the block in Oakland",
Bruce Arians,
Chad Johnson, Howie Feltersnatch, Artificial Turf Injuries,
Charlie Frye,
Knees and feet!,
Tackling sbility,
Patriots videographer interns,
ALDS game three plate umpire,
Junior Seau,
My co-worker Barry
GAMEBALL COMMENTS
| Fan |
Comments |
| bhodosko |
Does DA stand for Dumb A*& |
| iupuiguy82 |
Chud puts us in position and we still cant
pull through... |
| rutger |
Gary Baxter gets my only game ball because I
can't believe that he tackles piss poorly as those (Quincy Morgan)
equivalent at tackling that he was at catching the ball.. Maybe he is
but it's been so long since we've seen him play that I can't remember..
So he's gets the gameball.. This team will NEVER be a winner let
alone consistently one until someone MAKES them learn to tackle.. |
| tomahawkdawg |
Braylon - A quiet 100 yard day. Amazing one
hand diving catch going out of bounds. Needs to be recognized as one of
the elite WR in the league. Robaire - Step up from Big TED IMO. Good
Game, to bad the other DL couldn't do as well. Joe - Manhandled whatever
the Pats threw at him. He is one of our best draft picks since the
return IMO. Wright - Decent showing finally. |
| aqib |
Edwards gets a gameball for just flat out
making plays and catches no human should be able to make. Eric Wright
made some plays today, hopefully thats a sign he is turning a corner. |
| lynxis |
Robaire Smith for playing like a man, Player
for looking awesome, and Edwards for making a couple really nice
catches. |
| playbrowns |
Edwards continues to make nice catches. Cribbs
is a valuable part of our team. Thomas is going to be a stud for the
next 10 years. |
| dirtydave98 |
The offense had a few good plays, but not
enough for anyone to have earned a gameball. Chud is calling good games,
the O just needs to execute a little better. They're on the right track. |
| dawgdc |
I'm giving a game ball to RAC because the
Browns actually play a decent game except for the turnovers that lead to
Pats points....it should have been only a 13-0 half time lead but Seau's
pick hurt. Chud's offense is amazing and will be even better if we can
keep from shooting ourselves in the foot!!! Keep up the GREAT WORK
CHUD!!!! K2 is a beast and and it's a pleasure to see him in a Browns
uniform...the same for B-Easy. Yeah Tim Carter for catching a TD |
| fairwayseeker |
Difficult choosing gameballs in a loss, but
you have to give Edwards & Winslow credit - they show up & deliver every
week. With a more accurate passer, they would really be thriving in
Chud's offensive scheme! |
| dawghowl |
Braylon Edwards had another great game, he
caught everything thrown his way and made a great one handed catch along
the sideline. He really has matured and is playing up to the level
expected of him. Joe Thomas held up very well once again in pass
protection protecting Anderson blindside. He held his own and did not
give up a sack. Eric Wright did a very nice job for a rookie going
against Moss for much of the day. At first seeing him matched up on Moss
I thought it was going to be a tough day for Wright. But he really held
his own and continues to get better on a weekly basis. And he clearly is
the best tackler of our secondary, maybe even the best on the team. |
| fanofbrwns |
A bitter loss, Turnovers killed any chance we
had. That is saying something. They always make the "Spread", Vegas
connection, HMMMM? |
| deathbyeagle |
Braylon is doing real well. Other than that it
seemed like Thomas & Steinbach are becoming a solid duo on that left
side. DA is hot and cold, but who thought we were going to win this
game?? |
| jmiller40 |
Braylon for growing up and become a team
player. His skill and ability were without question. Derek, for hanging
tough and learning patience. Joshua Cribbs for the excitement he brings
to special teams play. |
| fair hooker |
Honestly, the only Gameballs I could give out
for the crap I saw today would be one to backup RB Jason Wright for
filling in admirably for Lewis...CB Eric Wright for holding Moss in
check...and one to that guy sitting by himself in the stands with the
rubber dog mask. |
| naxos |
BQ for giving me hope that I will see better
football soon. Braylon for playing good. Jason Wright fro stepping in
and doing OK. |
| jerseybrownfan |
Brady Quinn gets a game ball since he threw no
interceptions. A game ball for being patient waiting his turn whenever
that will be. Hey Romeo maybe you should of put Brady in when DA got
racked up don't you think? The game couldn't of been any worse for
giving the kid a shot. |
| dawgedue |
Carter gets a game ball for actually showing
up on the stat sheet. Thomas is the real deal. |
| saltlakedawgs |
This is the future. |
| gbeachy50310 |
While an almost respectable performance
against the best team in the league, I still stand by my practice of
awarding NOBODY a gameball for a loss. We were really still in the game
into the 4th quarter by decent play all around, even with the numerous
mistakes. But winning teams know how to make a comeback. We had a
chance. |
| bigdaddy78 |
No gameballs this week, They played like 16
point underdogs |
| polluted |
Scott Player for the face mask! I vote to
allow him to wear a leather helmet next week with a ball in his mouth. I
love him for the freak he is. |
| browndawgsteve |
T. Carter - I hope he continues to come along.
Missed one on the post, but overall caught the ball well. He has been in
the goat category every week so I hope this is a change for good. B.
Edwards - Once again looking like a real threat. creating space and
catching the ball well. J. Thomas - I haven't watched the game again,
but I don't believe he gave up a sack. That requires a little attention
when you are a rookie and just played the patriots. D. Anderson - Yes I
know he had three picks and the first one was unexcusable. But he looked
good in the second half and against this defense helped put his team in
position for 17 points. He is progressing and turning into a very good
QB. |
| yogi8 |
gameballs to Vickers (great lead blocking)
Jason Wright (did very nice with the extra carries) and Chud (for his
game plan - made a top ranked D look average today!) |
| griz13 |
I would have said Winslow previously, but
Braylon Edwards, after Sunday, has become our most-consistent offensive
performer. Welcome to the Pro Bowl, Braylon. This is where you belong. |
| bulldogdad |
The Wright Brothers: Eric did a creditable job
on Randy Moss, and Jason showed a lot of heart and some ability in
filling in for Jamal Lewis. BE has taken it to the elite level this
season, fulfilling his promise: now if we can just let the BQ era
begin... |
| shrooney |
Ugh, no rush defense or pass rush... I guess
that becomes the biggest need next season. Big Bill gets a write-in for
going for the TD on 4th down late in the game. |
| sooner dawg |
Despite the miscues, I finally believe that
are offense is not only competent, but has the potential to be in the
top 10 of the league and this is a direct result of Chud's efforts
related to the installation of the offense, game planning, and
play-calling. GO BROWNS!!! |
| number1brownsfan |
Anderson for the 2nd half of the game. Def
backs for having to defend the pass for 10 sec./pass. Coaches for
keeping players fighting. |
| snoopdawgydawg |
Braylon Edwards played a great game and made
one of the better catches I've seen with his one-handed/left-handed
catch. And I give props to Carter for getting involved in the offense
with his TD reception. Jason Wright held his own running the ball. |
| wholesaler1972 |
BE, great one-handed grab! |
| cecretiree |
This is the best all round football player
this team has. Skill, guts, heart, and determination. Fifty two more
like him would produce a Super Bowl ring. |
| rollred2000 |
Nice try fellas, good hustle ya played with
heart and passion. Now if DA can just remember what color uniform he's
supposed to throw to..... |
| dixiedawg |
Braylong had a very nice game and Jason Wright
did as much as he could with the talent he has. Scott Player just makes
me freakin laugh looking at him. |
| cortkdad |
Chud, you have my permission to keep a copy of
the Pats offensive film and pirate everything you can! Add some of their
schemes to your already aggressive playbook and we are gone!!! Nice game
plan regardless of the QB miscues |
| cortkdad |
Joe T. way to stand up for yourself and your
teammates after that bum Vrabel went cheap shooting. Guess his highly
educated parental units forgot to teach him about fair, tough AND CLEAN
play. |
| teedogg |
IF JJ'S OUT NEXT WEEK, I'D LIKE TO SEE CRIBBS
START OVER TIM "LOOK WHAT I CAUGHT" CARTER. |
| clevelandcraig |
They gave their best and never gave up. |
| dawgpoundr |
Game did stay closer than it should have
despite spotting the Pats 21 points off turnovers |
| chowdogg |
Thomas and Steinbach for their OL play and
taking out Vrabel and Cover. I've been giving goats to carter all year
...Who caught that pass...who rolled into the enzone TD...Carter? |
| vadawglb |
Edwards is playing like the receiver we all
wanted when we drafted him. Cribbs seems to always give us decent field
position and is becoming a threat on offense now. Chud came up with a
good game plan now to get the players to execute better. |
| agent34 |
Shutting Down Randy Moss was a huge statement
for Wright and Bodden |
| mtsames |
no game balls for losers!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| depardo |
Anderson, in the second half (a goathorn for
the first half), was excellent once again. I gave the whole coaching
staff a gameball because the Browns came to play and played hard even
though down 20-0. Edwards must have learned something from last year
because he's making the plays, AND keeping out of the media. |
| skat007 |
When no one was looking, Braylon Edwards
turned into an elite wide receiver. He's having an outstanding year. Joe
Thomas is playing great, and I loved seeing him stick up for his guys
when Mike Vrabel went back to his Pittsburgh Steeler days and gave the
finger to sportsmanship. Chudzinski has made such a huge difference for
this club. |
| docsmity |
Ted Washington - the best game he's had this
year. |
| kevinmrohr |
I just can't believe we released my favorite
player, Scott Player. |
| sincedayone |
Good signs coming from our young players. |
| dawgonit0207 |
Scott Player is a good kicker. Better than
Zastudil?? Braylons becoming a stud receiver. Jason Wright did enough to
keep the D guessing. |
| optidawg |
Thomas is becoming an outstanding left tackle
very quickly. Edwards is beginning to show me that he can be a No 1
receiver. Eric Wright was the steal of the draft. Coach Chud is doing a
good job of putting the players in position to be successful. That's all
you can ask of a coach. Great addition to the coaching staff. |
GOAT COMMENTS
| Fan |
Comments |
| iupuiguy82 |
Once again our pass-rush is extinct... |
| rutger |
The entire defense gets my only goathorn.. They continue to be the
equivalent at tackling the Quincy Morgan was and is at catching the
ball.. Simply PATHETIC!! Start benching one after the next till they get
the message.. Either that or fire the whole damn coaching staff on
defense.. And if McGinest is going to try and tackle that high and be
out of position on reverses then bench his ass too and play Thompson at
least he's got some speed to try and recover from his mistakes.. Man I
can't believe I just said to play Thompson.. That's how bad this defense
is.. |
| tomahawkdawg |
Derek - Let's try doing well in both halves.
LBs - Can we please a) Tackle and b) Put some pressure on a QB?
Safeties - I know, Moss is a beast. But, NE did have a TE, right?
Dan - I used to like you on MNF. Now, I think you're a blubbering fool
in the color analyst seat. |
| aqib |
This is the DA we were afraid of. His leash just got a little
shorter that first INT was inexcusable. If we get 3 in that spot its a
different ball game. Two of the sacks a guy came straight up the middle
and Fraley didn't touch them. Bodden was getting burned and missed a key
tackle. Why is Ryan Tucker on the roster much less on the field. He got
blown up on that INT where Anderson's arm was hit. Barry why wasn't
Tucker in the menu for me to give him a goathorn. You get one for not
being on top of it. |
| goodreason |
Twice Fraley let a man come clean up the middle while he remained
unengaged. Not a good showing today |
| lynxis |
Anderson for just pissing us all off every damn weekend with his
rediculously bad throws. Bodden for not being able to tackle. Jones for
being slow and not knowing wtf he is doing out there. |
| playbrowns |
Anderson killed us in the first half with poor decisions and tried
to do way too much. Hank Fraley had a terrible game and looked clueless
on 2 delayed MLB blitzes that resulted in sacks. Grantham's scheme
sucks. Can't stop the run, can't pressure the QB. Awful and frustrating. |
| dirtydave98 |
Backs go through our defense like water through a broken damn. Can
we keep a back from gaining a 100yds on us? DA forced a ball into
coverage at the 1 yd line. No points, throw it away and take the 3! LB
go backwards while making tackles instead of knocking the runner
backwards. Watson must have been invisible to our DB's as wide open as
he was all day. Notice how NE DB's knocked the ball out of our receivers
hands, why can't our guys do this? This is going to be a frustrating
year watching these guys play defense. TG either needs to come up with
better game plans or move on. We had no pass rush, TB had all day back
there to throw. |
| dawgdc |
Tim Carter for being on the team still. Seth for jumping of side and
DA for his mistakes.... |
| fairwayseeker |
Anderson is giving his all BUT, he still loses his poise & his
accuracy has been off all year! The lack of a pass rush is totally
unacceptable - every team we play only has Kam Wimbley to worry about.
How did Hank Fraley not see the man in front of him as he gave up that
last sack? |
| dawglberbarb |
Refs, do you not know a 15yd. face mask penalty when you see one?
Also, I wish to file a missing persons report for our pass rushers.
Where are you? Also, how come Dawson can no longer put the ball in the
end zone on kick offs? |
| dawghowl |
Too many costly turnovers in the first half doomed us. Anderson had
3 Ints and I know not all of them were entirely his fault. However he
was throwing the ball where there was a lot of coverage and forcing the
issue a lot in the first half. To Anderson's credit he was much better
in the second half and did not have any turnovers. But the turnovers dug
us too deep of a hole to overcome. The front seven on D failed to get
any kind of push or pressure on Brady all day. You cannot allow a qb to
sit back in the pocket all day and expect our DB's to cover the
receivers. We have got to find a way to get pressure or opposing
offenses will continue to pick us apart. |
| billlatham |
Dan sounded like he was in love with Tom Brady the whole game |
| fanofbrwns |
Hitting with power, Tackling for a loss, Intimidation!! Things our
defense lack!!! |
| deathbyeagle |
The defense allowed another 100-yard rusher....geeeez.. This team
seems like a mismatch for a 3-4. Dline gets knocked off the ball and the
ILBs can't penetrate the line of scrimmage. |
| jmiller40 |
Titanic Ted for not knowing when to retire. Kevin Shaffer for
slowing the progression of out line play by being suspended. Linebackers
HAVE to make plays!!! I know the D'Line is part of this, but we are led
in tackles by the secondary constantly. |
| dayton44 |
Leigh Bodden can't or won't tackle. He got the contract and now he's
a slacker. Maybe his true vocation is parking cars at Hopkins. Sean
Jones has taken a big step backward from last year. |
| naxos |
Well this one is easy. Derek Anderson for putting us in hole that we
couldn't get out of. |
| jerseybrownfan |
When will the Browns have a pass rush? When will DA stop throwing
interceptions? When will Brady Quinn get a shot at Quarterback? Will
Crennel be coach of the week this week? I don't think so the way the
Browns played today and today I think the Patriots could of been beaten.
They didn't impress me one bit. They just capitalized on the Browns
mistakes. I have a feeling Dallas will put it to them. |
| appraiser |
Would someone just put the Patriot cheerleader uniform on Dierdorf.
What an absolute idiot! Perhaps a pair of Tom Brady needs pad to match. |
| phelix17 |
Dierdork is the least insightful color man in announcing. There are
WNBA announcers who are better...I would imagine. |
| dawgedue |
I gave DA 3 goats, one for each pick. Yeah, one wasn't his fault,
but who cares. He lost us the game. |
| saltlakedawgs |
Wipe your snot before you throw. |
| gbeachy50310 |
Horns for the D-LINE for no pressure. And even though he's a Canton
boy, goathorns to the TV CREW's Dierdorf and his inane rambling today.
Blah, blah, blah. There's a good reason you aren't on prime time
anymore. And a goathorn to the OFFICIATING CREW for an overall lousy
job. |
| bigdaddy78 |
No Goathorns either, they never had a chance in this game, and
played to their ability. |
| polluted |
D-line looked like highschool. Pat fans booing? Time for their era
to end. Today's game looked like a grown man kicking a retarted kids
butt in a school yard for no reason and sill only 10 points down in the
3rd qtr. |
| browndawgsteve |
S. Jones - I wonder if uor safeties know they also have pass
coverage responsibilities.
LB Unit - Late in filling the holes for the most part(another 100 yard
rusher) and little to no blitzing pressure
S. Mckinney - I believe three weeks in a row is is costing us yardage on
penalties.
Dline - I don't think the did terrible, but again a 100 yard rusher and
very little pressure. |
| yogi8 |
DA cannot turn the ball over like that. Time for him to sit.
Grantham and the D get horns as well. The only time we stopped them was
when Brady made a bad throw to a wide open WR on 3rd down. |
| griz13 |
I don't care what the apologists say. I don't care what the Oregon State alumni say: Derek Anderson was the single-biggest reason for the
loss... or at least for not putting us in a position to win it in the
4th quarter. You cannot give the ball away in the NFL. You certainly
can't do it against teams that have seem to win every other Super Bowl
this decade. |
| apvic |
What the hell is wrong with Sean Jones ?? he is always behind
playing catch up??? we were supposed to have the best set of young
safties in the league !!! our safeties suck !!!! McGinest sure looks old
and creaky !!!! |
| bulldogdad |
D-Line: among the worst in the league, if not the worst. Grantham:
the D's tackling has got to be lain at your feet. Does anybody notice
how the Pats tackle below the knees, and how rare YAC is? And this
entire stink bomb has to be lain at RAC's feet. Mistake after
inexcusable mistake, and he stands on the sideline like his thoughts are
centered around what he wants on his pizza after the game. |
| sooner dawg |
Could not protect a cut if he had a box of bandaids. |
| number1brownsfan |
Anderson for the 1st half of play. You throw 3 INTs, you're going to
get a "Goat". D-Line for being pathetic. K2 for fumbling, and helping
the Pats beat us by 17. |
| markfranzen |
Does she always have to run errands during the game leaving me to
"let the kids watch the game with you" |
| snoopdawgydawg |
Winslow, albeit he has a bum shoulder, made little effort on a catch
near the 10 yd line then fumbled in a lazy effort to secure the ball.
Fraley got blown up through the middle a few too many times. D-line had
no push all game. They got dominated. |
| clevthom |
D-line x 100 |
| wholesaler1972 |
dan dierdorf has to be the absolute worst announcer i have ever
heard. can we get brian russell back? willie mcginest, time to hang up
the jersey and call it a career. |
| cecretiree |
Ryan Tucker has hurt this team on numerous occasions. Most recently,
he did a stupid by taking substances and deprived the O line of his
services through the toughest part of the schedule. Then, against NE, he
gets bull rushed by LB Vrabel and contributed to one of the turnovers.
Bad, very, very bad! |
| rollred2000 |
If you can't tackle, and can't pass rush you can't win. Has anyone
explained that to the defense yet? |
| dixiedawg |
Winslow gets a goat from me for crocodile arming a TD pass and for
getting punked at the end of the game. |
| cortkdad |
DA, you're starting to stare again !!! Get back to looking off the
defenders. All the INT's suffered were helped by you looking at the
intended receiver and a flock of Pats following your lead. |
| clevelandjim |
Where do they fined these announcers. All they keep talking about
was Tom Brady. It sounded like they were in love with him. God forgive
they talked about the Browns. Never did they mention any of our
injuries. Also when are we going to get a pass rush. |
| teedogg |
Dan Dierdorf - WILL YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT UP!!! We know it's your job
and all but YOUR COMMENTS ARE LIKE THE NAILS Of STUPIDITY SCRAWLING
ACROSS THE CHALKBOARD OF DUMBNESS... |
| fevah |
GOATHORNS = The photographer who took the OBR photo's during the
game. That person needs a swift boot in the a$$ for a very obvious Pats
highlight slideshow. |
| dawgpoundr |
I can't come up with a valid explanation how videotaping our
sidelines netted the Patriots 4 turnovers, so maybe they're just that
much more clever than me. |
| thehollismaniac |
Tucker got beat and let DA get hit, causing the third interception.
Good job on the roids dude. 2 wrongs dont make a right. The announcers
were slobbering over every Patriot in uniform, the man love made me
vomit. |
| mulekicker3 |
Officials get one for calling the same exact play a false start when
the Browns have the ball and encroachment when the Pats have the ball.
Color me confused. Leon Williams under-bit harder on the PA leaving
Watson for a TD than Cowher's bottom jaw. |
| chowdogg |
Harrison for not being ready to play. Quinn for thinking Anderson
would come out for a play. Did Washington play |
| vadawglb |
The defense needs to learn to tackle better. This has been a problem
for years. Two out of the three interceptions were his fault by him
trying to force the issue. Grantham needs to teach the fundamentals of
tackling to these so called Pros. You didn't see the Patriot defense
missing tackles like we did!! |
| agent34 |
What was Junior "I fake retirement to get out of Miami and play for
the Patriots" Seau doing show boating?? Pats should cut him! then Vrabel
trying to break linemens knees on a spike with 10 seconds to go! come
one! |
| mtsames |
Everyone on the team especially the D-Line they suck. |
| depardo |
Anderson deserves both a gameball (2nd half) as well as a goathorn
(1rst Half) as you CAN'T throw a pick on the one yard line. Our
defensive line HAS to muster some sort of pass rush or at least the
linebackers need to step up and put SOME sort of pressure on the QB.
Giving the opposing QB too much time is killing us. |
| skat007 |
If this offense looks good now, just think how good it would look if
DA was out and Brady Quinn was in. A QB with accuracy and good decision
making would make a big difference. I mean, really, why does everyone
think DA is so great? The defense has got to get better against the run
- period. Did Dan Dierdorf actually belch into his mike during the
broadcast? Come on! |
| redright |
When does KW II begin giving his best on every play? |
| wardydog |
Wilson for not stepping up to the plate and being the man, wr that
we thought he would ! |
| kevinmrohr |
Derek Anderson is the only player I can remember giving
consideration to for a gameball and a goathorn in the same game. And
it's kinda normal for him. |
| sincedayone |
First and goal at the one? Two passes? On the road? Against the best
team in football early? Football 101, pound the ball in there three,
maybee four times. What was that throw? Across the body, against the
grain. Will someone please tell DA that you don't make that throw. |
| brownsdawgfan |
Yes, DA gets 4 goathorns for this one...I'd give him more if it
would let me. |
| dawgonit0207 |
Bad Derek showed up again this week. If he makes better decisions...
the Browns are in this game the whole way. |
| optidawg |
The only real concern I have is with the defensive line. Until we
get pressure on QB's we will continue to play on our heels...especially
against the good ones. Giving Brady that much time to attack our
secondary made sure the game was never in doubt. First priority this
spring at the draft has to be the defensive line although we could use
another running back and maybe a receiver. 2 more good drafts and this
team becomes dangerous. |
| tedingr |
Do they sleep with New England. They were homers. |
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